25
Jun
Weren’t you that mermaid girl from Home & Away? Like, the orphan that lived with Irene and you were a wolf girl and you didn’t speak but looked hot for like, the first six months on Home & Away? WAIT, weren’t you in Transformers 1? That Australian girl who was with either Kenan or Kel, the fat black hacker (blacker?)? Why are there two Australian actresses in BOTH Transformers films? Or were you the same? This was on my mind the whole time. Did your mother tell you only Satan shaved above the knees? Because you had really hairy thighs. Right before you blew a cock out of your mouth and started acting like a hot robot bitch. God you’re hot. But easy on the fake tan? Who did your make up? Why so brown, browny? I don’t understand why they had to make you browner than Megan Fox? Who, my god, should die immediately. Megan Fox is a cunt. But back to you, cutie. You’re so cute. Oh my god, fuck, you’re actually hot. And that blue dress you were swishin’ around when you were fucking shit up? Oh fuck. Come on. Put the pussy on me. Put it on me. The pussy, my face. Christ, and you’re Australian. I’m so gay for this bitch. I don’t even know her name. Bec Cartwright, you stupid bitch. You have to fuck Lleyton Hewitt every night while this pretty young thing gets to BE A FUCKING DECEPTICON. Oh christ, girl, you’re so hot. Josh Duhmalllallalal and you should get fucking. He FUCKS FERGIE, that’s so ridiculous. This girl and Josh. Oh babes, oh man.
